Darcy’s Crotch

My dear friends, I have fallen down the Austen rabbit hole, again. The Lizzie Bennet Diaries are seriously affecting me. I’m talking faster, waving my hands, and thinking a lot about Darcy’s crotch.

Specifically, if this shot:

darcy

 

Is a clever reference to this infamous shot:

 

Jane Austen adaptations: bringing you the crotch shots you want to see.

 

And while we’re here, can we talk about this fellow:

Watching Emma right now and this is all I can think about.

 

That’s Mr. Knightly, from Emma. As played by the intrepid, and let’s face it, fairly adorable Jonny Lee Miller, who is currently on tv playing this man:

That’s Sherlock Holmes, from CBS’s much-lambasted-but-actually-pretty-much-cute-and-wonderful-series Elementary.

So. I don’t know what you do all day, but I managed to convince myself that since:

A. Mr. Knightly and Emma get married and have lots of babies

and

B. They are British and rich and pretty awesome 19th century folks

and

C. Sherlock comes from a wealthy and powerful British family

in addition to the fact that

D. Sherlock looks an awful lot like Mr. Knightly

Then it is a truth universally acknowledged that

E. (you know where this is going, right?) SHERLOCK IS EMMA AND MR. KNIGHTLY’S GREAT GREAT GRANDBABBY

 

2 thoughts on “Darcy’s Crotch

  1. Annie Bee says:

    OH MY GOD YOU ARE A FREAKIN’ GENIUS!!!

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